Kid Jokes

Today the kids were asking us all kinds of jokes. Here are some of the ones they shared with us.

1. What does a pelican get when he goes Christmas shopping? A big bill

2. What did the cake say to the fork? You want a piece of me?

3. Why couldn’t the elf pay for his groceries? He was a little short

4. What is an alien’s favorite computer key? The space bar

5. Who is the cleanest reindeer? Comet

6. Why did Prancer get wet? Because he was a reindeer

7. Why did Rudolph go to the library? Because he was well read

 

Jackson was blowing his nose tonight and he told Jason “I think that I am allergic to boogers.”

 

Thankful for laughter in our house.

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