From Joshua’s days in the 4 year old Bible Class at church:
Today in Bible Class Joshua picked his nose. Before the teacher could give him a tissue, he wiped it all over the table. When asked why, he said “because that is what my mom does.” His teacher said that she was going to ask me about it and then Joshua quickly changed his story and told her that he was just joking! There is no telling what my kids are saying about me behind my back!!!
And, in case you are wondering….the answer is “no”. I do not pick my nose and wipe it across the table.